got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
either way he was missing a nipple.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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