I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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