I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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