i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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