Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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