About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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