I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
whose ass print is on the piano?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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