You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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