U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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