the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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