That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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