There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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