I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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