i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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