but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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