We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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