Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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