you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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