Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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