I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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