That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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