Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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