Did you just see the Batmobile???
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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