its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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