U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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