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I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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