what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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