does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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