that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We are two peas in an std pod
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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