This is not my ceiling
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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