So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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