so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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