remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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