just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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