Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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