5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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