Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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