i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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