In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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Green mimosas i think yes
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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