lets start a swedish sibling band together
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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