just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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