SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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