the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Please, let me fuck your mom
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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