bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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