Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hate all girls vehemently.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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