Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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