He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
party gras won. party gras always wins.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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