normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
how drunk are you?
Several
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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