shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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