i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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